Todoroki: We are gathered here today-
Midoriya: (sobs)
Todoroki: To honor the life-
Bakugou: And death
Midoriya: (sobbing even harder)
Todoroki: Of someone who meant much to us all. He was part of Class 1-A. A victim of-uhh…
Bakugou: This is pathetic. I’m going to my room.
Iida: Don’t be so rude! This is a funeral!
Bakugou: For a fish
Todoroki: Shut up. Both of you. Uraraka, start the music again.
Uraraka: Sure thing, lover boy.
Todoroki: Fish Might was only 3 weeks when he was tragically taken from us.
Midoriya: (wails)
Kirishima: Wait I thought this was for Mineta